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jarodrussell for his Christmas gift in his favorite fandom. That is, the Lady Lawful/Doctor Developer 'verse which was created by dvandom So not my characters and I didn't create it.
For the constant readers who are all "Huh?" quick rundown. Cameron is Doctor Developer, aka "DeeDee". He's an ex-supervillian. He specialized in death traps for heros but he never actually killed heroes in the traps. He's mostly in it for the cool science aspect of supervilliany. He's not a magical powers sort of supervillian. He meets up and falls in love with Jennifer "Lady Lawful" and she is a super hero, complete with powers. They generally have a lot of kinky sex.
Here's the story
The problem, Cameron thought as he looked at the interesting technical reference books that Jennifer had so carefully wrapped for him, was that it just didn’t feel right. It was a thoughtful gift, a gift that he would like….
It was an *easy* gift. Jennifer never went for the easy gift. It offended her Lady Lawful superhero sensibilities. She went for the meaningful, for things that would delight… That was why he was trying to figure out what she had gotten him, because she always seemed to one up him, and this year, he wanted to do better than giving her a coupon book for a variety of sexual scenarios of his own unique design.
He carefully rewrapped the books, compared the wrapping to the photos he had taken of the original wrap and put them back in the clever hiding place that Jennifer had chosen. She’s up to something, he decided, a grin crossing his features. She wants to make it hard.
But his increased observation of her just made him more confused. Sure, by night she was out and about, saving women from would be rapists and stopping bank heists, that was still the same. But… something seemed off. Especially when she abruptly detoured to a small storage facility. She went inside, stayed for an hour, and then left.
Ah ha, he thought as he carefully crossed the dirty parking lot, you *are* up to something. He was even more certain when he noticed the extensive system of magnetic locks all over the storage locker door. “What are you hiding, Lady Lawful?” he asked in an amused tone as he began to pick the locks.
Suddenly he was spun around, almost off his feet, and viciously kissed. “This is why we can’t have nice things at the house, Deedee,” Lady Lawful hissed playfully as she swatted him on the head.
“You know you can’t lock a door and not expect me to try it….” He said it playfully as well. “Besides, its Christmastime. I already found the decoy presents. I assumed all the cloak and dagger stuff here was part of the present.” He smiled winningly.
“Yeah, that’s not going to work. Not cute, Dee.” Jennifer crossed her arms. “Now go home.”
“Come on… can’t I have a peak? You know you want to let me see.” Cameron said plaintively, enjoying the game immensely. “You know I will just come back here later….”
Jennifer sighed. “This isn’t your Christmas present. It was… but it got a little screwed up. So come on. Lets go home.”
“No no no “ Cameron said, grinning wickedly. “Now I have to see it. You so rarely screw up.”
Jennifer rolled her eyes. “Fine. But remember I was trying to get you something unique and original.” She undid the locks with a wave of her hand, and gestured for him to enter.
His nose wrinkled at the scent of sawdust. The room seemed to be filled with a series of multicolored plastic tubes and plastic boxes. A maze, he realized with just a glance, with various devices and sawdust in the boxes. Little traps and pitfalls, and the makings for other traps were on the small worktable set up near the side. Suddenly the closest large plastic seemed filled with scurrying little furry bodies that… were wearing little costumes.
“You got me hamsters?”
“Sort of.” Jennifer crossed her arms and frowned at the little rodents. The hamsters all lined up and bowed. It was quite impressive. And creepy. “These are actually hyperintelligent hamsters. I thought you might enjoy having little pets that you could put in little traps. And then I thought that regular hamsters might be a little boring for you…”
“Well, they certainly wouldn’t respond to more difficult death traps, the motivation for a rodent is frankly too simplistic to really need a lot of thought but if they’re hyperintelligent….” He stopped. It was a delightful gift. He could already see himself having fun playing with them. “What’s the problem?”
She frowned darkly and pressed a button. One of the hamster, wearing a jaunty blue and yellow cape leapt to a small podium. It screeched into a microphone and a small speaker whirred to life. “Mistress Lawful has returned! How may we serve your gracious?”
“They… can talk? Where did you get hyperintelligent hamsters anyway? This can’t be legal.” Not that he was such a stickler for legalities of course…
“Yes, they talk. Sort of. The problem,” she said swiftly, ignoring his other questions, “ is that they have bonded with me and consider me their god. They won’t accept you as their new master unless we do something…to transfer their loyalty.”
“This is what you want as our new master?” The hamsters all chattered angrily at the one at the loudspeaker. “Mistress, it does not look virile! Not worthy of mating the dominant” The row of hamsters nodded as one.
“I’m sorry?” Cameron looked at Jennifer who grinned wickedly.
“Apparently in hamster society, I’m the dominant female. They don’t think you can perform well enough to please me so they refuse to let you be their caretaker until they have proof you’re worthy.” Taking in his confused look. “They want to watch us having sex.”
That was interesting. And surprisingly arousing. “You didn’t think I’d be ok with that?”
She sniffed. “You get uptight when the cat is in the same room.”
“Cats are evil, evil creatures, Lady Lawful.” He shuddered dramatically. “You know they are just lying in wait, until you fall asleep and then they leap onto your chest and suck out your breath.”
“So… you’re fine with proving your manhood to my adoring minions?” Jennifer asked, her eyes suddenly amused. “Because there is a cot here… But I warn you, Marcutio and Lazarunti in particular will be judging you so the little doctor better be ready to rise to the occasion if you really want to have them as pets.”
“Marcutio and Lazarunti?”
“They’re the girls. You’ll note there’s eight hamsters total… apparently hyper intelligent hamster women keep harems for their needs.”
“He’s weak, Mistress!” chimed the hamsters.
“Oh give him a break, guys,” Jennifer said to the cage. “Trust me, he’ll do fine.” She winked at him. “Won’t you, DeeDee?”
***
He was surprised at how good it had been. “I think they were cheering,” he said, just a little breathlessly as he rolled off her.
“Don’t get too impressed with yourself. They also cheer when I bring hamster chow.” Jennifer said lazily as she curled into his body. “I’m glad you like your present….”
“I do.. But where did you get hyper intelligent hamsters anyway?” It did puzzle him.
“Here and there….”
“Ok… why do the hamsters have costumes?” It was a little overly cute.
“Well, you know I’m…I was… their alpha? I have a costume, they wanted costumes so they could be as much like me as possible. You know, other than the species things. You may need to start looking for tiny ties and lab coats, they’re your minions now….”
jarodrussell for his Christmas gift in his favorite fandom. That is, the Lady Lawful/Doctor Developer 'verse which was created by dvandom So not my characters and I didn't create it.For the constant readers who are all "Huh?" quick rundown. Cameron is Doctor Developer, aka "DeeDee". He's an ex-supervillian. He specialized in death traps for heros but he never actually killed heroes in the traps. He's mostly in it for the cool science aspect of supervilliany. He's not a magical powers sort of supervillian. He meets up and falls in love with Jennifer "Lady Lawful" and she is a super hero, complete with powers. They generally have a lot of kinky sex.
Here's the story
The problem, Cameron thought as he looked at the interesting technical reference books that Jennifer had so carefully wrapped for him, was that it just didn’t feel right. It was a thoughtful gift, a gift that he would like….
It was an *easy* gift. Jennifer never went for the easy gift. It offended her Lady Lawful superhero sensibilities. She went for the meaningful, for things that would delight… That was why he was trying to figure out what she had gotten him, because she always seemed to one up him, and this year, he wanted to do better than giving her a coupon book for a variety of sexual scenarios of his own unique design.
He carefully rewrapped the books, compared the wrapping to the photos he had taken of the original wrap and put them back in the clever hiding place that Jennifer had chosen. She’s up to something, he decided, a grin crossing his features. She wants to make it hard.
But his increased observation of her just made him more confused. Sure, by night she was out and about, saving women from would be rapists and stopping bank heists, that was still the same. But… something seemed off. Especially when she abruptly detoured to a small storage facility. She went inside, stayed for an hour, and then left.
Ah ha, he thought as he carefully crossed the dirty parking lot, you *are* up to something. He was even more certain when he noticed the extensive system of magnetic locks all over the storage locker door. “What are you hiding, Lady Lawful?” he asked in an amused tone as he began to pick the locks.
Suddenly he was spun around, almost off his feet, and viciously kissed. “This is why we can’t have nice things at the house, Deedee,” Lady Lawful hissed playfully as she swatted him on the head.
“You know you can’t lock a door and not expect me to try it….” He said it playfully as well. “Besides, its Christmastime. I already found the decoy presents. I assumed all the cloak and dagger stuff here was part of the present.” He smiled winningly.
“Yeah, that’s not going to work. Not cute, Dee.” Jennifer crossed her arms. “Now go home.”
“Come on… can’t I have a peak? You know you want to let me see.” Cameron said plaintively, enjoying the game immensely. “You know I will just come back here later….”
Jennifer sighed. “This isn’t your Christmas present. It was… but it got a little screwed up. So come on. Lets go home.”
“No no no “ Cameron said, grinning wickedly. “Now I have to see it. You so rarely screw up.”
Jennifer rolled her eyes. “Fine. But remember I was trying to get you something unique and original.” She undid the locks with a wave of her hand, and gestured for him to enter.
His nose wrinkled at the scent of sawdust. The room seemed to be filled with a series of multicolored plastic tubes and plastic boxes. A maze, he realized with just a glance, with various devices and sawdust in the boxes. Little traps and pitfalls, and the makings for other traps were on the small worktable set up near the side. Suddenly the closest large plastic seemed filled with scurrying little furry bodies that… were wearing little costumes.
“You got me hamsters?”
“Sort of.” Jennifer crossed her arms and frowned at the little rodents. The hamsters all lined up and bowed. It was quite impressive. And creepy. “These are actually hyperintelligent hamsters. I thought you might enjoy having little pets that you could put in little traps. And then I thought that regular hamsters might be a little boring for you…”
“Well, they certainly wouldn’t respond to more difficult death traps, the motivation for a rodent is frankly too simplistic to really need a lot of thought but if they’re hyperintelligent….” He stopped. It was a delightful gift. He could already see himself having fun playing with them. “What’s the problem?”
She frowned darkly and pressed a button. One of the hamster, wearing a jaunty blue and yellow cape leapt to a small podium. It screeched into a microphone and a small speaker whirred to life. “Mistress Lawful has returned! How may we serve your gracious?”
“They… can talk? Where did you get hyperintelligent hamsters anyway? This can’t be legal.” Not that he was such a stickler for legalities of course…
“Yes, they talk. Sort of. The problem,” she said swiftly, ignoring his other questions, “ is that they have bonded with me and consider me their god. They won’t accept you as their new master unless we do something…to transfer their loyalty.”
“This is what you want as our new master?” The hamsters all chattered angrily at the one at the loudspeaker. “Mistress, it does not look virile! Not worthy of mating the dominant” The row of hamsters nodded as one.
“I’m sorry?” Cameron looked at Jennifer who grinned wickedly.
“Apparently in hamster society, I’m the dominant female. They don’t think you can perform well enough to please me so they refuse to let you be their caretaker until they have proof you’re worthy.” Taking in his confused look. “They want to watch us having sex.”
That was interesting. And surprisingly arousing. “You didn’t think I’d be ok with that?”
She sniffed. “You get uptight when the cat is in the same room.”
“Cats are evil, evil creatures, Lady Lawful.” He shuddered dramatically. “You know they are just lying in wait, until you fall asleep and then they leap onto your chest and suck out your breath.”
“So… you’re fine with proving your manhood to my adoring minions?” Jennifer asked, her eyes suddenly amused. “Because there is a cot here… But I warn you, Marcutio and Lazarunti in particular will be judging you so the little doctor better be ready to rise to the occasion if you really want to have them as pets.”
“Marcutio and Lazarunti?”
“They’re the girls. You’ll note there’s eight hamsters total… apparently hyper intelligent hamster women keep harems for their needs.”
“He’s weak, Mistress!” chimed the hamsters.
“Oh give him a break, guys,” Jennifer said to the cage. “Trust me, he’ll do fine.” She winked at him. “Won’t you, DeeDee?”
***
He was surprised at how good it had been. “I think they were cheering,” he said, just a little breathlessly as he rolled off her.
“Don’t get too impressed with yourself. They also cheer when I bring hamster chow.” Jennifer said lazily as she curled into his body. “I’m glad you like your present….”
“I do.. But where did you get hyper intelligent hamsters anyway?” It did puzzle him.
“Here and there….”
“Ok… why do the hamsters have costumes?” It was a little overly cute.
“Well, you know I’m…I was… their alpha? I have a costume, they wanted costumes so they could be as much like me as possible. You know, other than the species things. You may need to start looking for tiny ties and lab coats, they’re your minions now….”
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